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A (mostly useless) guide to mastering the art of not lifting a finger.


At Tasman, we believe a truly great holiday isn’t measured in steps, selfies, or souvenirs. It’s measured in hours spent staring into the middle distance, snacks consumed horizontally, and the sweet, sweet confusion of not knowing whether it’s Tuesday or Sunday.

Step 1: Advanced staring (101 & beyond)

Find a spot for your hammock. Or a bench. Or a shady patch of grass that feels like it’s giving you a hug. Then… do nothing. Congratulations - you’ve completed the first step.

 

The art of advanced staring isn’t about technique - it’s about commitment. You’re not scrolling, not checking the time, not even pretending to read that book you packed and will absolutely never open. You’re simply being. Watching sunlight flicker through the leaves. Following a butterfly’s questionable flight path. Letting your thoughts wander wherever they please - ideally, nowhere at all.

 

Whether it’s a poolside snooze in Ballina, a hammock strung beneath the pines in Christchurch, or a deck-chair view over Denham’s turquoise bay, every Tasman park has its own version of the perfect perch. All you need to do is claim yours… and let the world keep spinning without you.

 

💡 Pro tip: For bonus points, hold your gaze long enough to forget why you started staring in the first place.

Check in, then check out - staring into the distance at Ohiwa Beach, North Island.

Step 2: The snack–nap cycle

The snack–nap cycle hits especially hard when you’re steps from the BBQ smoke drifting over Yallingup Beach or the salty, fish-and-chips breeze rolling in at Papamoa Beach. Snack. Nap. Repeat. It’s the sacred rhythm of relaxation - and at Tasman, we’ve perfected it.

 

This is the kind of culinary excellence that doesn’t require a reservation - just a pair of thongs, a plate full of something delicious, and a comfy spot to digest it all horizontally. Start with a sizzling BBQ, move to a lazy lunch that accidentally stretches into sunset, then surrender to the inevitable siesta.

 

The real secret? Location. Beachfront breezes and ocean-view naps make the cycle hit harder. Whether it’s:

 

🏖️ Racecourse Beach, NSW - Waves as your white noise.

🌿 Jervis Bay, NSW – Not beachfront, but oh-so-blissful.

🌊 Denham Seaside, WA - Ocean air = nap fuel.

🍤 Papamoa Beach, NZ - Seafood snacks + shoreline strolls.

🌅 Ohiwa Beach, NZ - Long lunches, longer naps.

 

💡 Pro tip: For maximum effect, time your nap just after lunch but before dessert - then repeat the entire process again at dinner.

Step 1: Eat something delicious. Step 2: Immediately lie down - Tasman Holiday Parks Yallingup Beach.

Step 3: Weather watching for beginners

 

Forecast? Optional. Comfy chair? Essential. At Jervis Bay, every sunset seems determined to outdo the last - and the only real decision you’ll make all day is whether to face east for cloud theatrics or west for golden-hour glory.

 

This is slow living at its finest: clouds morphing into dragons, light dancing across the water, a friendly debate over whether that’s definitely rain on the horizon (spoiler: it doesn’t matter, you’re not moving anyway).

 

From pastel skies over Waihi Beach to moody ocean mist in Denham Seaside, weather watching is less about knowing what’s coming — and more about simply being there to see it unfold.

 

A hard day of relaxing, finished off with some ocean views at Tasman Holiday Parks - Denham.

Bonus level: Chronological amnesia

 

Imagine this: a midweek escape where the crowds are quieter, the pathways are yours to roam, and the loudest thing you’ll hear all afternoon is a magpie warbling in the distance. Time starts to soften around the edges. Breakfast drifts into lunch. Lunch turns into “maybe we should light the BBQ.” And suddenly… you’ve lost track of the calendar completely.

The ultimate achievement? Forgetting what day it is. It usually hits around Day 3 - when the inbox feels like a distant dream, your only appointments are with the sun, the hammock, and perhaps the esky. And honestly? That’s the whole point.

👉 Plan a longer stay (and forget what day it is)

Final Thoughts: Your hammock awaits

 

At the end of the day (which day? Who cares), this isn’t about doing less - it’s about doing nothing with intention. About rediscovering the joy of time that’s entirely yours. About noticing the way the light changes in the afternoon or how a nap feels better after a beach walk.

And when you’re ready to master the fine art of doing absolutely nothing… we’ll have the hammock waiting.

 

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